total awesomeness!

Man o man am I awesome!

So friday night we went out to this old place ontop of a hill I think it's Ft. Jackson property but anyway. So we're up there drinkin and just messin around. Then somone calls and is like "The cops are here!" so everyone scrambles down the hill to the cars.

Now the blue lights are flashing down at the end of a dirt road that you come up to get to the place where we were. So I'm sitting in the car and 2 black&whites come down the road with a flood light shining in my windsheld.

Just to inform you I'd drinkin about 3 liters of this stuff called bullfrog, Its like kool-aid, Moutian Dew and Vodka. Somthin like one of the 2 liter bottle had like 35 shots in it. So I'd put away in an excess of about 40 shots. Not to mention playing beer pong and having to smash 3 because I had a sucky partner.

So I'm sittin there and they ask "you got any liquer in the car?"
I said "Ma'am It's illegal for us to have that stuff."
"I know but you'd be suprised, cant really have a party without it."
"Ma'am even if I were old enough to have that, I wouldn't. It would mess my body up that I've worked so hard to get in shape."

Then she took my License and keys and 2 minutes later she comes back give me the keys and one of the guy cops comes over and tells me to take it somewhere else. So I take my tail home.

I felt like a total man after that I didn't feel drunk but I was probably gettin close to it and I was cognisant enough to fox my way out of goin to jail. So yeah I felt pretty awesome after that and I think it'll be awhile before I go back out there.

Untill next time this was your daily dose of .....